![]() Declare yourself a frat and get some fake letters for some windbreakers and you are in business my friends. They are simply a bunch of people who wanted to congregate wearing matching jackets. Still, I prefer the actual Greek frats over groups of students who claim to be Greek. The Greek gene pool has become extremely diluted over the past couple of years. I find it funny that they try to raise money by offering themselves as prizes in the form of a "hot date." Its like some cruel joke that no one has the courage to let them in on. These sororities seem to accept anyone (regardless of facial scars and lazy eyes) willing to dedicate their Thursday nights to charity events for the mentally handicapped. These sororities are not the upper class cheerleaders that they have been portrayed to be. The same goes for their female counterparts. Its cool to feel part of something.especially when in requires nothing more than cutting a check. They are simply buying friends for their college experience. Instead, I’m greeted with men who prey on overweight drunk females at various “keggers.” Fraternities have more or less turned into groups of men who rely on alcohol to provide them with their jollies. Fraternities were supposed to be alpha males who threw the best parties with the most attractive women. What’s more attractive then a bunch of socially rejected miscreants who pay for the friends they couldn’t achieve through normal human interaction? I grew up with movies like Animal House and Revenge of the Nerds. Greeks life at Rowan is lamer that a Hootie and the Blowfish concert anyways. I couldn’t make this stuff up…well actually I could, but it would be too much work. I recently had Groove Phi Groove come through my Townhouse complex at 1:30am with what I'm calling a “clap parade.” Just a bunch of people clapping encouraging others in the group to break dance or yell simple chants. These people weren’t good enough to make the already low standards of Rowan sororities and fraternities, so they made their own. They hang around stank hole basements and throw parties once a millennia. Groove Phi Groove, the multicultural “frat,” is beyond ridiculous. They have fake symbols and all that jazz. If you like gum then join the club, I think its time that the Greeks fought back against non Greek fraternities. Yes, this was definately a worthwhile venture. Its occured to me that this is the last and final blog entry. In that case I buy four packs and then proceed to shove them all in my mouth. The only saving grace is that its 30 cents for a pack. That gum tastes like crap and lasts for thirty seconds. The worst gum would have to be Wrigley's. Mostly a lot of sucking (to manage all that saliva.) I know Im doing a good job, when the girl in front of me begins to get uncomfortable from all the sounds coming from behind her. Its hard to fit every piece in your mouth, alot of excess cotton candy flavored saliva. Sometimes if Im bored in class, I will eat an entire 12 pack and chew obnoxiously for an hour and fifteen minutes. I chew more cotton candy gum than one might consider to be normal. Sure the flavor doesnt last very long, but for two s the best there is. Cotton Candy Bubble Yum might be the best gum ever made.
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